You took the bathroom, I took the bedroom,
I fell in the water, you stopped me sinking,
Won’t forget the times we kept forgetting,
Won’t forget how my head was always spinning,

Every day we would dance in the sunlight,
And every morning I would say something like,

I can’t remember everything from last night,
I got so drunk,
(Son americanas?)
When the pretty girls came up to us in the club,
I shrunk,
(Son canadienses?)
After that there were no entries,
For memory lane,
(Dos son ingleses)
But I know I was happy,
Despite my current pain,
(Son los peores)

You met a daughter, I met a mother,
I did not know she was undercover,
I’d smell her perfume, and I’d repent and sin again,
And down on my knees, I’d begin with Amen,

Every day we would dance in the sunlight,
And every morning I would say something like,

I can’t remember everything from last night,
I got so drunk,
(Son americanas?)
When the pretty girls came up to us in the club,
I shrunk,
(Son canadienses?)
After that there were no entries,
For memory lane,
(Dos son ingleses)
But I know I was happy,
Despite my current pain,
(Son los peores)

Every day we would dance in the sunlight,
And every morning I would say something like,

I can’t remember everything from last night,
I got so drunk,
(Son americanas?)
When the pretty girls came up to us in the club,
I shrunk,
(Son canadienses?)
After that there were no entries,
For memory lane,
(Dos son ingleses)
But I know I was happy,
Despite my current pain,
(Son los peores)

I can’t remember everything from last night,
I can’t remember everything from last night,
I can’t remember everything from last night,
I can’t remember everything from last night,